Conjuctivitis?

This is me:

http://www.bing.com/health/article/mayo-117251/Pink-eye-conjunctivitis?q=conjunctivitis

This is me on my lunch break:

This was me when I woke up this morning:

No good...

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UPDATE:
It is 9:08 pm on Tuesday. I have already worked over 30 hours this week. I just noticed that my left eye is producing massive amounts of yellow gook. Now the lights above me are shutting off as is my brain.

chirp chirp

Chirp Chirp...look what landed on my desk:


And no worries, he came in a pack of three so he isn't alone. I just haven't decided where to put his siblings. I am so tired/delusional I keep imagining that he is blinking at me!

Crazy dog

This is the face of canine crazy...

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$35 Life

I was checking my bank account online and saw a $35 check posted and couldn't remember what I wrote it for, so I clicked on the image. Here is what I found:

Drew and I accumulate receipts for common expenses such as groceries/dinners/wine/Okaa and then split them up when we get paid. This is what I owed Drew last time. Notice the date and the memo line...on Valentine's Day I wrote a check for my life for $35. This epitomizes silly....